we used borax in biology today. that is all.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: okay but this is quality humor right here
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
projects at the end of the school year
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
musingsandobsessions: a lot of times I’m really bad at being my mom’s daughter
flooorentina: sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
i have reddit for my bordom and twitter for my narcissism so why do i even need tumblr anymore?
ifyoucarryonthisway: you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
i’m 5’8” and i can smell my feet from all the way up here.
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
thelawisnotbooped: do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION
i have a project due tomorrow on the legalization of marijuana ….aaaaaand i’m high.
honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
cosettefauchelevents: what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in verona in the 1400s and instead of gangs there are two powerful italian families. i just think that would be really cool
siriusblaack: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOUNG BLOOD
earthnation: are you sure you’re sassy are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit
noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
frowl: i am three years behind in my math homework
pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
kushpups: I cant believe tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven bought tumblr.com
freddybenson: freddybenson: friendly reminder that kony was never stopped
freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
galifianafuck: “hey whats your zodiac sign”
foxnewsofficial: ehhhr: has anyone tried typing with their boner yuuersdsz
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society