May 2013
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we used borax in biology today. that is all.
May 22nd
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt: okay but this is quality humor right here
May 22nd
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quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
May 22nd
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oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
May 22nd
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projects at the end of the school year
May 22nd
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njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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musingsandobsessions: a lot of times I’m really bad at being my mom’s daughter
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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flooorentina: sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
May 22nd
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peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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1 tag
i have reddit for my bordom and twitter for my narcissism so why do i even need tumblr anymore?
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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ifyoucarryonthisway: you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ 
May 21st
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i’m 5’8” and i can smell my feet from all the way up here.
May 21st
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
May 21st
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May 21st
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thelawisnotbooped: do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION
May 21st
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i have a project due tomorrow on the legalization of marijuana ….aaaaaand i’m high.
May 21st
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May 21st
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honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
May 21st
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May 20th
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cosettefauchelevents: what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in verona in the 1400s and instead of gangs there are two powerful italian families. i just think that would be really cool
May 20th
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May 20th
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siriusblaack: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOUNG BLOOD
May 20th
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May 20th
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earthnation: are you sure you’re sassy are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit
May 19th
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noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
May 19th
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gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
May 19th
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frowl: i am three years behind in my math homework
May 19th
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May 19th
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pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 
May 19th
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kushpups: I cant believe tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven bought tumblr.com
May 19th
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freddybenson: freddybenson: friendly reminder that kony was never stopped
May 19th
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May 19th
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freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
May 19th
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May 19th
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barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
May 19th
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galifianafuck: “hey whats your zodiac sign”
May 19th
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foxnewsofficial: ehhhr: has anyone tried typing with their boner  yuuersdsz
May 19th
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makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
May 19th
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