My name is Elizabeth, and I probably think you’re an idiot. 2  idiots here *********************************** Slytherclaw. District 5. Sixth Former. Jedi Knight. House Targaryen. Rivendell. VFD. Storybrooke. Team Free Will. ************************************* I heckled the President of the United States of America on October 25, 2012, aka the best day of my life. ********************************** dance|theater|photography|art ******************************** I am the danger.Tumblr (3.0; @elizadactyl)http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4a037dc8b2263ca9571837b21de15b8/tumblr_molhxb09Dh1r7f03ho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capital-emm.tumblr.com/post/53281402962/this-is-always-funny-because-it-reminds-me-of-the" target="_blank">capital-emm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is always funny because it reminds me of the thing shakira does in the she wolf music video</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://oi39.tinypic.com/34qmiav.jpg"/></p> <p><em><strong>Who does it better?! Vote here to win nothing at all.</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53288100758http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53288100758Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:24:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.allantruong.com/post/53273232913/allmonds-sluttyoliveoil-allmonds-stand" target="_blank">laughcentre</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allmonds.tumblr.com/post/53169720303/sluttyoliveoil-allmonds-stand-i-i-dont" target="_blank">allmonds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sluttyoliveoil.tumblr.com/post/53169503982/allmonds-stand-i-i-dont-get-it-someone" target="_blank">sluttyoliveoil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allmonds.tumblr.com/post/53169475611/stand-i-i-dont-get-it-someone-explain" target="_blank">allmonds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sluttyoliveoil.tumblr.com" target="_blank">stand</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I</p> </blockquote> <p>I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN</p> </blockquote> <p>i understand</p> </blockquote> <p>THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME</p> </blockquote> <p>8 times<br/>8 times I have scrolled past this <br/>I now understand</p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53287835070http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53287835070Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:20:02 -0400took me 20 minutes to get this2hi<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyh5zHge91rhi0rbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53287610409http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53287610409Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:16:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://punkbread.tumblr.com/post/52282873464/takes-a-hit-of-weed-immediately-replaces-entire" target="_blank">punkbread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*takes a hit of weed* *immediately replaces entire closet with bob marley merchandise*</p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53287588649http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53287588649Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:16:13 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>Remember limewire</span></p> <p>Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead</p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53287545515http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53287545515Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:15:33 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1909831013/surviving-the-world-photocomic-page-a-day-calendar/widget/video.html" frameborder="0"> </iframe><br/><br/><p>I’ve been reading Surviving the World for over 4 years and I want to help Dante with this project. You should totally go over and pledge whatever you can because he’s a great guy with a great webcomic and the more money he raises, the more cool things he’s gonna put into the calendar and I WANT COOL THINGS IN THE CALENDAR. (I don’t know how to promote things just donate please I love you forever.) </p>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53036581757http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/53036581757Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:40:28 -0400dante shepherdsurviving the worldstwwebcomickickstarter<p>sometimes i think girls being overly emotional on their periods is a myth but i just cried about walmart so</p>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52914135973http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52914135973Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:59:53 -0400life<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vovseO291r0lc86o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vovseO291r0lc86o2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vovseO291r0lc86o5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52878003639http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52878003639Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:16:38 -0400sherlockaw<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3b3843c5c239e478b07437db22bcb9a/tumblr_moausmZzzS1qjs2s3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avengwhores.tumblr.com/post/52817063337/robert-downey-jr-consoles-a-young-boy-in-tears" target="_blank">avengwhores</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.</em></p> <p>… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid</p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52877329251http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52877329251Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:05:45 -0400waesdrtuhjklrdj<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9603b10151d5f71f94d6e508ea7d504c/tumblr_mnvmijqwaw1r2aobgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7368d72811bee9eaa7c3d05989798114/tumblr_mnvmijqwaw1r2aobgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52877295365http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52877295365Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:05:11 -0400rdjugh bbyi want to touch your arms<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davidtennantisattractive.tumblr.com/post/51207771949/sebastian-contra-mundum-coffin-plate-i" target="_blank">davidtennantisattractive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sebastian-contra-mundum.tumblr.com/post/51150671066/coffin-plate-i-really-enjoy-the-fact-that-you" target="_blank">sebastian-contra-mundum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coffin-plate.tumblr.com/post/51138993443/i-really-enjoy-the-fact-that-you-can-basically-sum" target="_blank">coffin-plate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/82f8616fdc5adbb8f1c70db740190a07/tumblr_inline_mn8wg24qO21qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>that’s it<br/>that’s the play</p> </blockquote> <div class="post_footer_links with_tags with_source_url"> <span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_51206251894"><span class="tags draggable" id="post_tags_51206251894"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/fortinbras-is-like-%27hey-guys-i-thought-i%27d-drop-by-and-talk-land-dea--WHAT%27" target="_blank">#fortinbras is like ‘hey guys i thought i’d drop by and talk land dea- WHAT’</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/literary-maya" target="_blank"><br/></a></span></span></div> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52877243573http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52877243573Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:04:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90c1948bfc03809149d786c1ebdc4904/tumblr_ml3h6xpRX51s3tn06o1_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0f7ee37ed7cf74f6915ca9505bf8ec7/tumblr_ml3h6xpRX51s3tn06o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><em>My name is Shoshanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face… of Jewish vengeance!</em></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52877110368http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52877110368Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:02:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d326fc0464fdb388125054f9e4858351/tumblr_mkult7GzU71s986llo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52876634371http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52876634371Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:54:26 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carry-on-my-wayward-butt.tumblr.com/post/52197290132/meladoodle-the-quadratic-formula-war" target="_blank">carry-on-my-wayward-butt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/52196912207/the-quadratic-formula" target="_blank">meladoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the quadratic formula</p> </blockquote> <p>*war flashbacks*</p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52760117136http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52760117136Tue, 11 Jun 2013 22:47:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4i8vqleNT1qd40x1o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4i8vqleNT1qd40x1o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fandom-freak-presents.tumblr.com/post/34440739397/queenkickass-guys-guys-guys-i-know-what-im" target="_blank">fandom-freak-presents</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queenkickass.tumblr.com/post/23748021138/guys-guys-guys" target="_blank">queenkickass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>guys</p> <p><em>guys</em></p> <p><strong><em>guys</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>i know what i’m doing on the next party night</p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52739508634http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52739508634Tue, 11 Jun 2013 17:53:54 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/diU70KshcjA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zuviosgemini.tumblr.com/post/52715806966/katieamnesiaandrews-forevermorgue-peeriet" target="_blank">zuviosgemini</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katieamnesiaandrews.tumblr.com/post/52708651999/forevermorgue-peeriet-30down30more" target="_blank">katieamnesiaandrews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forevermorgue.tumblr.com/post/52532052946/peeriet-30down30more-lost-in-ana" target="_blank">forevermorgue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peeriet.tumblr.com/post/51597762411/30down30more-lost-in-ana-calzonastories" target="_blank">peeriet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://30down30more.tumblr.com/post/47005263004/lost-in-ana-calzonastories-rachelkiley" target="_blank">30down30more</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lost-in-ana.tumblr.com/post/47002553130/calzonastories-rachelkiley-what-happens-to" target="_blank">lost-in-ana</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://calzonastories.tumblr.com/post/45437216816/rachelkiley-what-happens-to-disney-princesses" target="_blank">calzonastories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rachelkiley.tumblr.com/post/45397677407/what-happens-to-disney-princesses-after-happily" target="_blank">rachelkiley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What happens to Disney princesses after happily ever after.</p> <p>This is amazing.</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t get over how amazing his timing is.</p> </blockquote> <p>I tried not to reblog but had too</p> </blockquote> <p>God dammit I will reblog every time and watch every time</p> </blockquote> <p>Pocahontas is my favourite LOL</p> </blockquote> <p>This legit killed me. x’DDD</p> </blockquote> <p>I dont know whether this is really sad or really funny</p> </blockquote> <p>HANDS DOWN THE COOLEST THING.</p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52738238462http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52738238462Tue, 11 Jun 2013 17:40:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jpgay.tumblr.com/post/52686598871" target="_blank">jpgay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>y: people</p> <p>o: order</p> <p>l: our </p> <p>o: patties </p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52737770915http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52737770915Tue, 11 Jun 2013 17:35:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tellittoreadersdigest.tumblr.com/post/52630372217/one-of-my-friends-noticed-a-mosquito-had-landed-on" target="_blank">tellittoreadersdigest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard</p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52737156603http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52737156603Tue, 11 Jun 2013 17:29:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fbe0e16de5d1c367f4450b9844ceb18/tumblr_mo7psdJkjS1socx7io1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cda260a4393446c9acad51018c8b9cdc/tumblr_mo7psdJkjS1socx7io2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00c84cf57853129555841b4a3f70e1d4/tumblr_mo7psdJkjS1socx7io4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18f84aa24ac5d167fa7b45b3c6d05f76/tumblr_mo7psdJkjS1socx7io3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52736959718http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52736959718Tue, 11 Jun 2013 17:27:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2khi2Viq1qzmvbao1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isthiswittyenoughforyou.tumblr.com/post/52264275564/sharkchunks-awildofnothing-apiphile" target="_blank">isthiswittyenoughforyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sharkchunks.tumblr.com/post/52207046642" target="_blank">sharkchunks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awildofnothing.tumblr.com/post/32094345287/apiphile-jaggedfragments-nothing-could-make" target="_blank">awildofnothing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://apiphile.tumblr.com/post/31454902281/jaggedfragments-nothing-could-make-me-more" target="_blank">apiphile</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaggedfragments.tumblr.com/post/31183109575/nothing-could-make-me-more-curious-about-your" target="_blank">jaggedfragments</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.</p> </blockquote> <p>I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.</p> </blockquote> <p>Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.</p> </blockquote> <p>I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://files.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gripsholm01.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING</p> </blockquote>http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52736422572http://elizadactyl.tumblr.com/post/52736422572Tue, 11 Jun 2013 17:22:11 -0400