(303): Why does my jaw hurt?
(402): I may have punched you.
My name is Elizabeth, and I probably think you're an idiot.
2 idiots here
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I am the danger.
I am the danger.
What if I turned my blog into a Jordan Harris appreciation blog?
Sherlock Holmes
Holmes:
You’ve never complained about my methods before.
Watson:
I’m not complaining.
Holmes:
You’re not? What do you call this?
Watson:
I never complain! How am I complaining? When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?
Holmes:
Uh, we have a barter system…
Watson:
When have I ever complained about you setting fire to my rooms?
Holmes:
Our rooms…
Watson:
The rooms! Or, or, the fact that you experiment on my dog?
Holmes:
Our dog…
Watson:
The dog!
Holmes:
Gladstone is our dog!
